My damn landlord won't let me have any pets.
She 's a nice lady but having that one rule makes her a whore.
She say's: "I don't want NO shit in my yard!"
I'm like: "I'll walk it, there won't be anything in your grass."
Then she's like: "NO."
In my mind im like:
Every so often i ask her and it's the saaaaaame shit, so i aint gonna ask her NO more!
I want a Pitt but these guys would do
I'd take a Kitty as Well
It's all good though cuz one day ima have a POKEMON and niggas gonna be JEALOUS!